if you're like all the other girls, keep looking. - if you object to the word -girls- in the above sentence, you have no appreciation for context, so please go away. - if you want to be treated like an adult, with respect, admiration, affection, etc, then keep reading. - if you believe that the best and brightest of us humans know virtually nothing, then keep reading. - if you have absolutely anything in common with the book -the rules- then please just walk away. - if you dont understand the phrase -mutually gratifying- because you've only been with childish, selfish men who dont know how to satisfy you or dont care, read on. - if you think im probably a former romantic whos a little cynical thanks to endless dating bullshit but would melt like ice cream for the right woman, read on. - if you are tired of the same old garbage, and you want to try some NEW garbage, then write me. and, for the record, nobodys usually disappointed when they meet me. its mostly the other way around.
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